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[deathpapa]

HEy one of you tech geeks come fi x my communicator, it's being a total dick

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[text]

[fate-foretold.livejournal.com]

I could try. If you pay me.

[one-is-hikaru.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with it?

[fullofmsg.livejournal.com]

Is it randomly shocking you or somethin'?

[suprstarmeister.livejournal.com]

You mean more than usual Death Scythe?

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

....it is incapable of being a 'total dick' as it is an inanimate object... if anything, I would say it was a reflection of the owner.

[ineuphony]

And I wonder why so.

[text]

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

With what?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

I keep getting disconnected or something.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

It's just disconnecting me all the time and cutting me off and not letting me post unless I get it out quick enough.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

YES.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

HEY YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS THING.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

I already told you, because I spilled something on it!

[ineuphony]

I know. I was being sarcastic.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[ineuphony]

[Awkward silence now.]

Someone...is making a weapon for me for the time being. Thought...it was...worth mentioning.

1/3

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

Ah... That's good.

That's actually one of the things I've been meaning to say to you. I mean, I'm sure you--

2/3

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMN IT.

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

I don't need to or want to. Sheesh... this place is filled with freaks of some sort...

First that psycho Maka person... and then someone who can't even use a PDA...

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

A-anyway. I know it wouldn't work out perfectly and that I'm not really a fitting substitute, but you know I'm always there to stand in as your weapon. There's nothing I'd rather do than protect you.

1/2

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, IT'S JUST BROKEN.

[1/2]

[ineuphony]

[...]

[2/2]

[ineuphony]

Your assistance won't be needed.

[Locked]

I'll keep it in mind.

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

SHE'S A PSYCHO! I swear, it's an honor to be an Overlord's vassal... Not like she'd be a Prinny or anything... sheesh...

Ok, so you're just a clumsy buffoon.

derp html

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

.....YEAH, WELL.

locked; text

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

♥

[ineuphony]

You again?! I already told you that I'm not going to be your vassal!

locked; text [1/?]

[ineuphony]

[If this was video, these would be her reactions to the heart.]

*patpat* You're better at it than me.

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

Yes, she has potential... which is why she'd make a good vassal!

...moron...

locked; text [2/?]

[ineuphony]

locked; text [3/?] [thoughts]

[ineuphony]

Idiot. Sending me that...

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

And I told you! It's an honor to be an Overlord's vassal!

I mean I told you that you wouldn't be a 'slave'... that's a Prinny's job!

Sheesh... most people would jump at the chance to benefit from the experience and lessons an Overlord has to offer...

...not to mention you'd be in the running to eventually succeed me as Overlord in the distant future?

locked; text [4/6]

[ineuphony]

He's so embarrassing, annoying, and such a lecher. So unnecessary.

locked; text [5/6]

[ineuphony]

locked; text [6/6]

[ineuphony]

♥

[ineuphony]

Then ask other people to become one. I didn't ask for it and I don't want nor do I need lessons from you.

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not going to just give up like that. I didn't get to be Overlord for giving up at the first sign of resistance. You'll figure out the benefits of being a vassal soon enough.

[ineuphony]

Maybe you're misreading.


I. AM. NOT. YOUR. VASSAL. NOR. WILL. I. EVER.

Do you understand me? Now, I wish for you to keep your distance away from me. I don't want anything to do with you any further.

[super-overlord.livejournal.com]

You say that now, but believe me, you'll be singing a different tune when you see just how awesome I am.

[ineuphony]

Ugh.

[Hang up.]

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[fate-foretold.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Get creative.

[suprstarmeister.livejournal.com]

Did you do anything to it?

[one-is-hikaru.livejournal.com]

What do you mean? Like your frequency keeps fading in and out, or other people's posts aren't showing up, or it keeps shocking you...?

You're not talking about the static last week, right?

[fullofmsg.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

Jeez, that's never happened to me. Did you drop it somewhere or something?