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[exaggeratedly loud whispering]

HEY. DID IT TURN ON? Seems like the damn thing comes on every time someone moves while doing something embarrassing, so kicking it to the floor oughtta hit the right buttons, right? Oh, hey, I think the light's blinking--! ANYWAY.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I AM BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN MY APARTMENT AND AM ABOUT TO GET CUT OPEN BY A CRAZY DOUCHEBAG AND THIS REALLY SUCKS. PLEASE SEND HELP.




...Huh, actually, I guess I can't turn it off now. Uhh...

Oh! Hey, kids! Since Shinigami-sama went back home, that means that I'M YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL! So-- um... Jeez, this probably wasn't the right time to make that announcement. WELL, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS THAT IT'S OKAY TO DISSECT THE PRINCIPAL TO GET OUT OF YOUR EXAMS, OKAY?






[sigh.]

[recording times out eventually.]



[ooc: lmao oh, i just realized that he can't logically reply to comments since he can't reach the communicator. 8| SO UH, NO REPLIES FOR NOW, I GUESS? SORRY ;;;;]
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