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† 046 [voice/video]
Apr. 16th, 2009 04:34 pmAaaah, one of Maka's projects from first grade is here~~~! Let me--
[switches to video feed and zooms in on this shoebox diorama:]
Isn't it adorable~? She did such a good job on that raccoon! I helped with cutting out the leaves~~~
You got an A on that project, right, Maka? You've always made your papa so proud~! I still keep that diorama on top of my dresser! I-it would be nice if you'd give me newer things to be proud of, too, you know!
[switches back to voice]
Man, I wish you guys had given me this peanut butter back when I still had bread, though.
[switches to video feed and zooms in on this shoebox diorama:]
Isn't it adorable~? She did such a good job on that raccoon! I helped with cutting out the leaves~~~
You got an A on that project, right, Maka? You've always made your papa so proud~! I still keep that diorama on top of my dresser! I-it would be nice if you'd give me newer things to be proud of, too, you know!
[switches back to voice]
Man, I wish you guys had given me this peanut butter back when I still had bread, though.
Oh man that hallucination thing the other day sucked.
Maka~~~? Um-- are you... back to not being crazy again~?
Papa left some ~*~EASTER EGGS~*~ out in the hall for you to find if you are~! T-they're just some rocks that I drew on with chalk, but they're still happy and colorful!
Ah~ Do you remember the book we used to read together about Early the Easter Bunny~~~? ♥
Maka~~~? Um-- are you... back to not being crazy again~?
Papa left some ~*~EASTER EGGS~*~ out in the hall for you to find if you are~! T-they're just some rocks that I drew on with chalk, but they're still happy and colorful!
Ah~ Do you remember the book we used to read together about Early the Easter Bunny~~~? ♥
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SIGN THE PAPERS
† 043 [locked to Shinigami; unhackable]
Apr. 4th, 2009 12:38 pmWhat course of action are we going to take? Far as I can tell, he shouldn't be a real threat as long as he's got his chip in, but I'd suggest that we contact the local doctors and police force to make sure everyone's got their eyes open.
I really don't want to worry Maka and Chrona and everyone too much with this.
I really don't want to worry Maka and Chrona and everyone too much with this.
† 042 [ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST]
Apr. 2nd, 2009 10:12 pm[several long minutes of silence]
[save for the occasional rustling of fabric]
[and maybe a little distant, unintelligible mumbling]
[save for the occasional rustling of fabric]
[and maybe a little distant, unintelligible mumbling]
† 041 [filtered away from Maka]
Mar. 29th, 2009 12:22 pmHEY, I BETTER NOT CATCH ANY OF YOU LOOKING AT THAT LAST POST OF MAKA'S.
I'm fucking serious,I don't care how cute they are or how much they add to her wonderful image as the perfect, innocent schoolgirl~~~ you're gonna be tasting asphalt if you make any creepy comments about her.
I'm fucking serious,
HEY.
Which one of you asshole perverts tried to-- intoxicate my Maka?And make her into the CUTEST RABBIT EVER~~~~~~~~ aaaaah her little paws are so fghfdsgjf
A-also, Maka, don't be scared or embarrassed! You weren't here when it happened before, but your papa had a peacock tail once, and that was-- well, a lot more awkward, if you... know what I mean askjfh
[ooc edit: flashback time, guys 8(]
Which one of you asshole perverts tried to-- intoxicate my Maka?
A-also, Maka, don't be scared or embarrassed! You weren't here when it happened before, but your papa had a peacock tail once, and that was-- well, a lot more awkward, if you... know what I mean askjfh
[ooc edit: flashback time, guys 8(]
God, what the-- why is my hair sticking up like this? And who left me this wilting rose~~~~?
How long has this even been here? lfkjaljak god why did I eat that can of pie filling
MAKA, YOU ENJOYED PAPA'S CARD, RIGHT~~~~? ♥ I know this can be a tough holiday, but just remember that whoa what is this cut on my--
--STEIN, DID YOU SERIOUSLY DISSECT MY ARM WHILE I WAS SICK?
How long has this even been here? lfkjaljak god why did I eat that can of pie filling
MAKA, YOU ENJOYED PAPA'S CARD, RIGHT~~~~? ♥ I know this can be a tough holiday, but just remember that whoa what is this cut on my--
--STEIN, DID YOU SERIOUSLY DISSECT MY ARM WHILE I WAS SICK?
Shit.
I--
You really can't give that kid a break, can you?
I--
You really can't give that kid a break, can you?
[Filtered from Stein]
aslfkhg okay I think I cut my tongue on a sharp stale bread crust the other day, but WHAT IF THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS STINGY BUMP IS? I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE-- THINGS IN MY MOUTHoh my god no woman would ever kiss me again and I wouldn't be able to speak at Maka's graduation or order takeout over the phone
AND NO ONE TELL STEIN I POSTED THIS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM CUTTING MY TONGUE OUT.
aslfkhg okay I think I cut my tongue on a sharp stale bread crust the other day, but WHAT IF THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS STINGY BUMP IS? I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE-- THINGS IN MY MOUTH
AND NO ONE TELL STEIN I POSTED THIS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM CUTTING MY TONGUE OUT.
Well, I think we all had a good Christmas, right~? Although I guess anything would seem pretty damn good after last year's.
Makaaaa, just opening presents with you on Christmas morning again was the greatest gift of all~~~♥.
And jeez, New Year's Day tomorrow. I guess I ought to start working on some resolutions, huh?
( Private to self: LIST OF POTENTIAL RESOLUTIONS )
Makaaaa, just opening presents with you on Christmas morning again was the greatest gift of all~~~♥.
And jeez, New Year's Day tomorrow. I guess I ought to start working on some resolutions, huh?
( Private to self: LIST OF POTENTIAL RESOLUTIONS )
