† 005

[deathpapa]

.........


WHAT.

This place is intent on making sure I die alone, isn't it?

Comments

[satsujin-ai.livejournal.com]

Hm, are you quite all right? Does this relate to the animal phenomenon or another subject?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

...Yeah.

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[heinesangel.livejournal.com]

Are... you okay, Spirit?

[[ooc Nill has arctic fox ears and a tail now, and so he might be able to notice them in the feed. It would have been bunny ears, but I didn't want to steal Soren's thunder. |D]]

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

Fine, I just... seem to have partially turned into a peacock. What the hell is wrong with this place?

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[heinesangel.livejournal.com]

A... A peacock?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

I... have a large and colorful feathered tail, yeah.

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[heinesangel.livejournal.com]

I'm... I'm sure it's not as bad as you think, Spirit. I mean... peacock tails are supposed to be really pretty to look that.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

It... makes it a little awkward to wear pants the right way. And it tends to... fan at inopportune times, if you -- I shouldn't be talking to you about this.

...Well, anyway!

[timid-dementia.livejournal.com]

Ah-- S-Spirit...? What-- oh no, not you too...

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

Haha... yeah, it's, uh... it's different.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

[choosewhich.livejournal.com]

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

[choosewhich.livejournal.com]

What's not your fault~?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

THIS PEACOCK TAIL.

[choosewhich.livejournal.com]

I KNEW YOU WERE A PERVERT!

[onceahuman.livejournal.com]

Uh, why do you say that?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

I... just end up looking like a bigger jackass with each thing that happens. I can't even fit through the doorway now when I-- akjdsfafh

On the other hand, you're still looking great! I was, uh, looming behind Stein when he did your chip removal if you don't remember.

[onceahuman.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear that.

Thanks! Everybody else seems to think so.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

Fine. You know, relatively speaking.

[thunderknives.livejournal.com]

Who knows?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

...You don't go for the peacock-tail type, do you?

[thunderknives.livejournal.com]

Why on earth would I? It would look absolutely ridiculous.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

...


ohgoditreallydoes.

[thunderknives.livejournal.com]

You're not the proud owner of that tail, are you?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

...Maybe.

[thunderknives.livejournal.com]

How unfortunate for you.

[invisible-ai.livejournal.com]

If that was true, then you would really be the last man in this city.

Since that is not the case, I would suggest that you try to calm down.

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO SIT DOWN.

[invisible-ai.livejournal.com]

I have claws.

Would you like me to make it easier for you?

[deathpapa.livejournal.com]

No.

[invisible-ai.livejournal.com]

I offered. Remember that.

Now... I hope that you will try to consider what I've told you before more carefully.